I’m so sorry I skipped posting last week, darlings. The cafe has been keeping me quite busy and exhausted. But I do enjoy it.
This week is all about new releases! Because new music is a drug best served fresh or at the very least free! Seriously, how awesome is lala.com with their listen to anything once for free policy? They rock!
Mika “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”: Love Mika! He is fantabulous! He’s just so fun and carefree and can sing the pants off of…oh, I digress! But I love him! And if you haven’t heard this fine Brit yet, well strap yourself in for a fun ride!
Harry Connick Jr. “Your Song”: It’s like he knows me, personally! I mean, okay…HCJ? YUM!!! But I will buy anything (almost) with a cover of “Besume Mucho” on it. I just love the song. And with his honey-pipes? Wow! He can make a girl melt, ya know? Yes, it’s a covers album, but no one does covers like Harry! His “Songs I Heard” album is one of my favorite cover albums of all time (maybe even the best ever, period).
A Fine Frenzy “Bomb in a Birdcage”: I saw a video from them and realized that I had never heard their music. I’d heard their name, but I must have had them mixed up with another f-f group (fiery furnaces, fleet foxes, etc…).But I love them! I was pleasantly surprised while listening to their album. It’s fairly rare that a band has a unique or memorable sound nowadays…but they do! And I like it, a lot!
Rodrigo y Gabriela “11:11”: Wait? You’ve never heard of them? They rock! I mean, with guitars! They lean towards a more classical style, but it’s the ultimate in modern-classical excursions. Their first album was perfection, but then they come out with another great set? WOW, just wow!
Well, that’s it for now sweetie-darlings. I haven’t had much free time, but I’m hoping to catch a buzz-worthy scary flick this weekend…I’ll be happy to write a review and give you the scoop on how it really was! Hope you all have a fun-relaxing-laughter-inducing weekend. I know I will! =0)
Oh my sweet, patient sweetie-darlings! I’m so sorry I’ve been away for so long. But I’ve opened that cafe I wouldn’t shut up about and haven’t touched a computer since! Whew! So much work, such little feet…what’s a gal to do? Oh my! Well, since I shall be workin’ hard ‘fo the money tomorrow I figured it’d be best if I post my Friday music-related-ness now so as not to dissapoint!
I leave you without a countdown, true, but I think if you give this album a listen, you’ll be surprised. I truly believe that it is the best live album I’ve ever heard. And believe me dears, I’ve heard a lot! Even my current fave band’s live album didn’t impress. So, yeah…check it out! (I cannot get “Ahead By A Century” out of my head, and I love it!)
It’s the Friday before a big 3-day holiday (Labor Day) weekend…I get it! It’s also a couple of days before I open my very own cafe. Yep, it’s almost ready and I’m opening it ON Labor Day (at 7am!). So, I’m tired y’all! I’ve got so much to do and to prepare for and all that I will simple leave you with this: Three fab ABBA songs! Because it’s Friday and we could all use a little ABBA to lighten our spirits after this very long week! Enjoy! (Btw: Fernando is my fave! But I can’t get “Money, Money, Money” out of my head!)
Looking at the last three weeks of new music releases you may find yourself asking (even aloud), “What Fucking Year Is It?!” Because seriously darlings, I did, too! I mean…woah! Alice In Chains, Collective Soul, Whitney Houston (single release), Third Eye Blind, Sister Hazel, Cypress Hill, Backstreet Boys (single release), Megadeath (single release)…and so many more. So what the fuck is up with that? (and Cheap Trick releasing a Sgt. Pepper album? Is the apocolypse nigh? I refuse to listen or embed it, but here’s the link: http://www.lala.com/#album/504684635190100205)
While some artists have never truly left the music scene, others have been hanging underground and then there are the “retro-riders.” (Okay, I totally made that up but it works.) The few and the hungry, waiting for their particular style or genre to make a big comeback. While some may have been waiting for the right time for them, others I believe are playing the numbers game (everything trends in cycles, like waiting 15-20 years and something is “cool” again).
So is any of this stuff any good? Well…yeah, sorta. I mean, y’all probably read my abysmal review of Ms. Houston’s first single from her forthcoming album, but her lastest single, “Million Dollar Bill” while not terribly rivetting or cutting edge, it is still quite good. It may even get your toes a-tappin’! I know, right?! Ha-ha!
    Million Dollar Bill – Whitney …
I have to admit that while I love me some Jay-Z and Kanye, I’m not impressed with “Run This Town.” Sad to say it, but hip hop? It’s kinda tired. I mean, there’s nothing truly new or different…at all! It’s the same big names on each other’s songs remixing and fluffin’ up their egos without much substance or anything in the way of a political or social message (sorry, but I miss those). It’s time for a new wave of hip hop. Why not hip hop with a social conscience or something! I mean, even P. Diddy did the whole “Rock the vote” campaign and then he himself DID NOT VOTE! WTF?! Nope, I’m done with all of that.
  Run This Town [Jay-Z, Rihanna,…
 So as hard as it is, I give this new Third Eye Blind album a spin. And…and…*barf*gag*spew*choke*pant-pant*…it’s pretty bad. I simply cannot comment further for fear of ruining the wonderful Friday evening that lays ahead for me. Okay…no I will say one thing: Lyrics, seriously? Who fucking writes your lyrics? They are terrible. Okay, ahem, that is all. (For the record, I loved their first album, hard! Too hard and I broke it! Now I cannot stand it or them, at all!) If you think you can handle the nausea and such, go ahead and give it a go:
Okay, now for Alice In Chains. What a great band, right? Well, it was! And when I heard their new single on the radio (yes, I still listen to the radio, not satellite) I was at first excited and then, well, sad. The intro gave me grungey-chills (I may be one of only a few people who fully grasps what that is or feels like), but then the vocals and lyrics and well…no! I want to scold them a little. Slap their wrists and go, “Bad Boys!” Not to mention some minor trash talkin abour California…but wev. That’s not the main issue. My issue is that it feels to me that they are trying just a bit too hard to capture what was and not focus on what could be. You know, the future not the past! Because the past is sad and it’s pigments are fading fast! Listen and judge for yourself. It’s an okay song, I just don’t think they really put their balls on the line with this one…it’s safe. So, fine.
   Check My Brain – Alice In Chai…
Who’s next? Oh okay, how about Sister Hazel. I used to love them! Not crazy band-girl style, but loved their tender tunage. I haven’t stuck with them and I will simply assume that they have released a few albums since they broke out with that big hit single, “If you could only see” way back when. This new album “release” (uninspired title, but wev) is true to their sounds. Good lyrics, great soulful vocals, fab finger strummin’ guitar styling…I dig it! It’s mellow. It’s a hot summer night out on the porch with beers and good friends. Check it:
 Release – Sister Hazel
I was hesitant to even listen to let alone review the new Megadeath single. But you know what? I don’t have time to be fearful of some 80’s metal dude’s wrath, so fuck it! Dear Dave Mustane: Find yourself, Start a new band, with strangers, maybe from Laos, dip a toe into your inner child’s soul and see what happens! Because this single “Head Crusher” could have been released anytime between now and 1981. That could be a good thing to some, but to me? Not so much. For reals, Dave, refresh yourself and your sound. You’re a talented guy. You don’t have to stick to the old grind. You can break out of this rut and find a new chapter in your life. Or better yet, create a new genre of rock! Go get ’em kiddo!
 Head Crusher – Megadeth
Frankly, the new Collective Soul album is more rock than most of the rock that’s calling itself that right now. For some reason they’re listed as pop on Lala.com, but to me they’re more rock. Like seriously, Collective Soul could kiskc Shinedown and Nickeback’s asses! Collective Soul always have a great, full sound with meaningful lyrics that ring true. They aren’t putting up a front to sell records, they’re real and you feel it and I love that about them. They haven’t gone anywhere, they keep releasing great music and “they don’t stop!” Ha-ha! Definately a winner among this bunch! Rock on Collective Soul!
   Collective Soul [Deluxe Editio…
And for something completely different…Queen Latifah’s “Persona.” Only I would find it strange that there is no track with that title, but it doesn’t really matter. Reliably good, but I’ll say it with love, she should stick to jazz & acting. I loved Latifah back in the day. I loved “UNITY” and all those songs! I watched every episode of “Living Single” and still catch reruns when I can. But this album, it’s alright. It’s no standout performance and I am sure she put a lot of work into it, but it’s just not solid for me. It’s nothing new or exciting. (I have to wonder if it was produced by someone affiliated with The Pussycat Dolls though.) There’s a few fun tracks and I did like “Cue the Rain” with it’s guitar riffs and funky beats. I don’t think it will make a big impact though. And I hope I am all wrong about it because I wish her all of the success in the world.
  Persona – Queen Latifah
Um, okay, what year is it? Backstreet Boys? Really? Really?! Okay, Fine! Shit! I get it…you’re making music again (without Kevin). Okay, go for it. But, um…maybe change your name because it’s kinda sad! And this new song? Great 80’s new wave intro, but then the vocals and the club beat track start and well…Have you guys ever seen real instruments? I mean, even NKOTB play instruments! Okay, sorry…back to the music. It sucks. I never liked BSB and I guess I just never will. I have a feeling though that if they changed their name and went with a slightly more rock vibe (they could still do power ballads, don’t get me wrong) they might be good…maybe. Ha-ha! Were the lyrics for “Straight Through My Heart” written by whomever wrote that Leona Lewis “Bleeding Love” song, cause the lyrics are similar, just sayin’. (For P) Check it, I guess:
 Straight Through My Heart – Ba…
Cypress Hill. Hm. New single, “Get ’em Up.” Yep. It’s Cypress Hill. If you liked them before, you’ll like them now. So, “Get ’em Up!” ’cause they still wanna “smoke a pound” with ya.
It’s Friday, babies! Aren’t you happy? I certainly am! Whew! Glad the week is over and I am ready to live it up this weekend! (Okay, so tomorrow will consist mostly of working on the cafe…but let’s not think about it.) Tonight I’m taking my nearest and dearest to see Wanda Sykes and I am soooo excited! She’s fantabulous!
I realize that I haven’t done a countdown for awhile and so I felt the need to choose a slightly different theme/genre than per my usual. So I give you this countdown of showtunes…or, well…songs from soundtracks from movies of broadway shows. Does that make sense? I only recently began seeing live musicals (due to my friend J’s amazing talent acting-singing-dancing in them locally) and so have very little experience in that department. But I have watched the films over the years. So here’s my faves!
(In no particular order, of course)
1. “So long Dearie” Barbara Streisand, Hello Dolly: How I love this song?! I dream of learning it and singing it in front of a nightclub crowd. If only I could get that perfect-Streisand-pitch! *sigh* Love the song, love the movie and I am sure it’s incredible live. I grew up on this particular version because my birth-mother loved Ms. Barbra to no end. (Sadly, I coudln’t find a full-free version, but please enjoy thesnippet to grasp the mood of the song): http://www.lala.com/#album/432627039259070050
2. “I’ve got the sun in the mornin’ and the moon at night” Betty Hutton, Annie Get Your Gun: Did you know that Betty Hutton (J’adore!) replaced Judy Garland in the title role of this film due to a sudden illness? And she did an amazing job! To me, there is only one Annie! While the entire soundtrack is c’est manifique, I especially love this grateful ode to the simple things in life! (and seriously, get yourself some Betty Hutton albums, she was incredible!)
3. “Heaven on their minds” Carl Anderson, Jesus Christ Superstar: OMZ! Okay, so this is another one I grew up on…but my opinion and world expanded when I saw my friend J perform this as Judas in our local theatre in JCS! Holy shit! He exploded my poor little brain and made me realize just why it is he loves musicals. The music is funky-70’s-sexy and I love every minute of it! Vocally, the difficulty level is out of this world, but J held his own just as Carl Anderson did back then. Listen, dears and allow yourself to be caught up in the moment of this passion-filled opus.
4. “Maybe” Aileen Quin, Annie: What little girl (or boy) didn’t love Annie back then? My friends and I always tried to act it out and sing the songs. For some reason this song always touched my heart. It always seemed to stick in my head, even over the more popular “Hard Knock Life” and “Tomorrow.” So tender and sweet yet filled with longing and sadness. (I’m Irish, whaddaya want?) Take a listen once more and see if it still sounds as you remember it. (I also love Harry Connick Jr’s version on his “Songs I Heard” album, to die for!)
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5. “Pure Imagination” Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka: Another childhood (and adulthood) fave! Ahhh, Gene Wilder!!! I think he’s from Fabulon! Perhaps he’s on the “board of directors” there! Ha-ha! Love it! But seriously, this song stands out and for good reason…it gives you hope and wonder and yet seems a little creepy, too! Perfect for childhood daydreaming and pretend games. (sadly I could not find a full track to share, but we all know this one, right?) http://www.lala.com/#album/72339069014873778
6. “Feed the birds (tuppence a bag)” Julie Andrews, Mary Poppins: Wow! Seems like I grew up on a lot of these old musicals. Oh well, I still love them. I chose this one because it tends to stand out from the rest. I remember a childhood friend that couldn’t stand to watch this part of the film, it freaked her out to no end. I always liked it. It seemed quite different from the more peppy tunes. It gave a sense of harsh realty while allowing Julie Andrews to flex those vocal chords of hers. Love it!
What a trip down that old memory lane, huh?! Well, on that note…I hope you all have a fatabulous weekend, Darlings!