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I Know The Secret…


I know the secret to being hot shit! Anyone can do it, it’s easy if you try, just get on our on the dance floor and let that shit fly! Okay, sorry…but it’s true! I think the big secret to being sexy, to feeling sexy, to being seen as sexy? You just gotta believe it! Be it! And if you’re not there yet? Fake it until you are! I’m serious!

I don’t care if you don’t know how to dance a certain way or if you’re not usually the type to dance, we all have this inner dance, like a happy dance or a hearty frolic! A jig! Whatever it is you do or shake or shuffle when you feel awesome! THAT! That is what makes you sexy! Well, no…you’re already sexy! YOU ARE ALREADY SEXY AS HELL!  You may not be able to see it through the bullshit society piles on us all, but it’s there and you are! When you believe it, when you walk with a strut or hold your head high or smile easily, that is sexy as hell!

When you are doing things for you, and only you? When you are in the zone and being the truest form of you? Nothing can stop it, you’re hot! Now own it! Flaunt it! Rock it! Wear it on your sleeve or tucked into your back pocket, but work that shit out! Dance it or shake it or find a way to exude that energy inside of you! Find a pleasureful movement and do it often! Crank up the tunes and pump up the jams! Find your theme song! Choose your mantra! Scream and shout it!

Because you fucking deserve to feel fantastic everyday! You are worth so much and wasting time on hating yourself or others is only holding you back! Step outside of your comfort zone, do something completely new! Find the funny story in an awkward situation and celebrate it! Do something silly or awesome? Shout, “Revoloosh!” and hold up a fist! And laugh your ass off! Laughing is required! Silly is necessary! Smiling is life! Belly bump! Hip bump! Whatever!

We’re all so serious these days, but having fun is fucking free! Feeling good is free and it tastes like freedom! And nothing tastes as good as rocking out to your own beat, babies! I love you all! <3

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10 Comments to

“I Know The Secret…”

  1. On January 13th, 2012 at 7:28 am Kristen Says:

    Dancing definitely doesn’t make me feel fantastic, because I have no rhythm whatsoever – it makes me feel awkward and clumsy. But sometimes I put music on, dance around my house a bit, and then can’t stop laughing at how ridiculous I look. I don’t feel hot at all, but it’s a good way to cheer up.

  2. On January 13th, 2012 at 10:14 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Kristen: If you’re alone who cares what you look like? I guess my point was to just find a pleasurable movement and do it!

  3. On January 13th, 2012 at 10:15 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Kristen: I guess I just meant that finding a pleasurable movement and doing it for no one but you is awesome. But who cares what you look like if you’re alone?

  4. On January 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm Cia Says:

    I have to say I love this revoloosh thing! 😀 And I strongly believe in dancing as often as possible, even if it’s only in your living room. 🙂

  5. On January 13th, 2012 at 6:30 pm Not Blue at All Says:

    Cia: Oh yay! So glad this is working for you, too! =)

  6. On January 13th, 2012 at 7:28 pm Jeanette Says:

    To dance or not to dance (?) should NEVER be the question!! Revoloosh!

  7. On January 13th, 2012 at 9:34 pm Not Blue at All Says:

    Jeanette: That should really be a t-shirt or a bumper sticker!

  8. On January 14th, 2012 at 5:07 am Cia Says:

    I would buy that t-shirt! 😀

  9. On January 14th, 2012 at 10:18 am Lori Says:

    I am listening to my favourite tunes as I am reading this (Meatloaf Because of You incase anyones interested), I can honestly say I dance round my home alone a lot and much more frequently since dumping the dope bringing me down. I dance whilst I am doing the housework whilst I am making coffee in fact my neighbours over the back possibly think I have some disorder (I am not a graceful dancer it is more of a shuddering hip shaking semi fit style). Of course I can only do this as my health allows but every good day I have I can be found dancing around in here at some point and it always bring a flush to my cheeks and a sparkle to my eyes.
    Oh and I am eventually going to be moving, complete freedom coming my way in about oh two weeks.

  10. On January 16th, 2012 at 9:56 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Lori: Woo hoo! I’m so happy for you, I have some news as well, shall be announcing soon, I think.

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