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“She’s Crafty!” How to Save or Transform Fatshions

October21

Tough economic times call for creativity and using all resources possible! How does this relate to fatshion? How doesn’t it?! Ha-ha! Yesterday I decided to finally dye the vest I bought two weeks ago at Avenue to complete what I’m dubbing “The Ultimate Outfit” (though it won’t be complete without the right knee-high boots, but that search is still in progress). You see, I found the right style vest at the right price, but the color? Meh. The vest was $6.96, how could I pass it up?! So I bought a bottle of RIT black dye and gave it a go! (I have never dyed any garment before, other than tie-dying which is different all together since you’re going for more color/designs/etc.)

The vest’s original camel-khaki color:
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As I was about to dye this vest I went to my dresser for a shirt I wouldn’t care if it got stained. I first chose this top I got at Torrid a couple of years ago and looked at it and though, “Why don’t I wear this? I love this shirt!” Then I realized that it had a stain. Boo! So I grabbed two identical shirts from the same drawer and they, too were stained. Y’all! I don’t have to tell you about staining t-shirts on the frontal-chestal area, do I? I believe it’s a fairly common thing with everyone, but especially those of us gifted with larger boobages (I am using all sorts of made-up words today). Anyhoo, I decided I needed to save these shirts from their previously considered destiny: Cut into rags for cleaning! Oh Noes!!!

I headed out to my current sewing station (I’ve been making aprons like crazy for an upcoming craft show) and laid out my supplies and planned my next course of action. Dye? Appliques? Iron-on transfers? Check, check and check! I turned on the iron and filled my bucket with hot-hot water, a cup of salt (my vest was a cotton-linen blend and the bottle said this would help) and the bottle of dye. I first soaked the vest itself in hot water and then lowered in into the bucket-o-blackness. Doing this caused a mini-splash onto my aqua t-shirt and I realized, “Hey! I should just dye this, too, probably won’t see the stain anymore!” And whipped it off my person and into the bucket it went, too!
Supplies:
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So much stirring!
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30 minutes of stirring followed by many-several changes of water (have to keep agitating and then mild detergent and more water changes until the garments rinse clear) and finally my vest and t-shirt were ready to lay flat to dry. (I must note here that I chose not to use rubber gloves for two reasons: my husband had mysteriously thrown mine away and the dye was washing off my hands just fine at first, until? Well, see the pics!) After that I tackled the two remaining shirts. One got a neat-o iron-on transfer that covered the little stain it had perfectly, I think. And the other got some embroidered appliques ironed-onto it. Now I haven’t worn any of these yet, but I think they’ll look fairly if not entirely cute with these little upgrades. And the “Ultimate Outfit?” Well, I’ll just have to leave you in suspense for a bit, my dears. That will be for another day/week. =0)

Two tops saved (the black swirlyness at the right is what I ironed-on): dying and saving

The “Corpse Hands” as my husband has dubbed them after the dying:dying and saving

What creative or resourceful way have you saved something from the garbage or rag bin? Tell me about it! =0)

Love Your Body Day, Today!!!

October20

I had planned a more visually appealing/grabbing  Body Love Attack (as announced here http://bigfatblog.com/body-love-attack), but the trees outside of my cafe? Well, I just wasn’t sure how to attach the hearts to their branches without a lot of equipment. Ha! Go figure, poor planning on my part. But I did use the hearts in the way I intended originally, which is to share positive messages with people walking by or into my cafe.
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On the back of every heart I wrote, “Love Your Body Just As It Is” I’ve already had people stop and read & smile at me!

One of my friends stopped by and said, “Oh I Love this! These hearts are great!” and I gave one that said, “You Amaze Me!” to her little girl. She left smiling from ear to ear! This is such a great thing! I love doing this. And the sign on my door about weight diversity? Fabulous! When my friend started to mention doing a body wrap with a friend I smiled and gestured to the sign, and she smiled back and said, “Oh don’t worry, I’m doing for the pampering and not for any sort of body issue.” I do love her. =0)

What are you doing for Love Your Body Day???

ETA: My business neighbor, man in his 70’s reads the sign on the door about weight diversity and says to me, “Oh good! Most people don’t know what the hell they’re talking about anyway!” referring to the no diet talk. Nice! Later he reads some of the hearts out front on my flower cart and comes back and says, “Those are really neat! I promise to love my body, okay?!” Too funny!

Tank Top Tuesday!!!

October19

Today’s Tank Top Tuesday Pic comes from BigFatBlog.com’s WithoutScene! She is a die-hard fat feminist activist and fat studies scholar and teacher, who collects as many skirts/dresses-with-pockets as possible. I have truly enjoyed getting to know her recently and will be interviewing her for my podcast soon, I promise! =0)
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The outfit: the top is a cami from LB and the skirt (which has pockets!) I snagged from Goodwill.

**Please email your Tank Top Tuesday pics to: notblueatall@notblueatall.com Thanks!

Call To Action: Body Love Attack

October18

Go here…NOW: http://bigfatblog.com/body-love-attack

Ridding The World of Idiots?

October18

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin

stu·pid adj \ˈstü-pəd, ˈstyü-\Definition 1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason

id·i·ot noun \ˈi-dē-ət\ Definition 1 usually offensive : a person affected with extreme mental retardation 2 : a foolish or stupid person

I’m not calling anyone the above. I may call something or some action stupid or idiotic, but I rarely if ever call a person stupid or an idiot. Why? Because I could and have easily been called these. I have often heard people lament, “If only the country wasn’t run by a bunch of idiots!” or “voters are stupid and will vote as such.” I once endured a co-worker lamenting about a customer, “Gawd! Someone must not have gotten their high school diploma!” as though this was the lowest of the low. Things of this nature make me grimace.  I believe that you must come from a high place of privilege to point to someone, anyone, and give them these labels. If you were given the opportunity for higher education, you are privileged!

I knew from an early age that college just wasn’t a possibility for me. I never really wanted it anyway. While my friends wanted to be pediatricians and professors, I wanted to be a singer. I say this plainly and not to sell myself short, as they say, or to make it seem as though I have major regrets on the subject. I do not. While I may occasionally regret dropping out of high school, (it’s not for the lack of education, I regret the social aspects, mostly) college just seemed overrated and boring in my eyes. Still does. I see so many people put so much emphasis on the importance of education and getting into certain schools and what not. All in the hopes of some hefty degree. Often, this degree is never truly used for it’s original purposes. Most commonly, people carry a degree as a merit badge and little else. Heaps of personal debt before they turn 21, only to never enter a field for which they studied.

See? I use my words. I put thoughts together coherently. I believe I am of sound mind and intelligence. Yet to many, I would be considered an idiot or stupid or just plain old fashioned dumb. Why? Because I dropped out, because I never went to college (except for that one singing class, dropped out of that too), because I chose the life I have. Yes, I chose to work. I chose, at age 16, to drop out and work full-time when my high school counselor would not even listen to why I wanted out of mainstream high school. She barely raised her eyes, certainly never looked into mine, and said, “Okay, goodbye!” We’d never truly even met! I sought alternatives. I entered independent studies and always aced and finished my packets in a flash! When I was told my junior year that no matter what I did, no matter how much work or effort I put into it, I would never be able to graduate with my class (1995, yo!), I left and never looked back.

That decision doesn’t haunt me. What does is that system. I have been refused a total of one job (at TJ Max) because of my lack of a diploma. Whoopee! It has never held me back, never been an issue for me. Yet when I tell someone I not only don’t have a degree but that I’m a HS dropout? They freak! I had a friend who pleaded with me to get my GED. She insisted that, “you deserve it!” Deserve? Really? I think I deserve little if anything in this world. Deserve is such a gross word to me, usually. And I do love words. Ha-ha! But I have no desire for a piece of paper (let alone on that costs at least $70 and that’s if I pass the test) to tell me or anyone else the measure of my mind. I haven’t taken an SAT or IQ test. It really doesn’t matter to me.

So when people say that they would prefer to rid the world entirely of idiots or create some island for them to be relocated to and forgotten? I take great offense! By what measure would they determine who is or isn’t an idiot? Would that include me automatically or would there be some opportunity for redemption from my would-be idiocy? Would I be forced to leave my life, business and loved ones behind while I would be cast aside by society at large? How would this idiot-island-society function?  Honestly, it would function exactly the same as our society functions now. Because anyone can be an idiot. Anyone might be considered stupid. Yes, even you!

To blame someone for their ignorance is to cast off or poke fun at the over 40 million functioning illiterates in America. That’s over 40 million people who cannot read over a 4th grade level. These are people who either had no choice or the education system in this country let them down as it did me. So, you want an island of idiots?

Better be a big fucking island!

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