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TMI Tuesday: Extra TMI Edition

April12

This one is extra TMI today, my friends. And so I warn with extra warn-y-ness that this may not be a post you’d like to read today. This post may just be too graphic or vulgar for your taste. I don’t know. This is entirely up to you at this point. That said, if you know me personally, or simply would rather not know about my sex life or bodily functions, please come back another day. Today’s TMI is often just not talked about or considered very taboo or even mythological and many will find it repulsive or possibly awe inspiring. Who knows?! But seriously consider what you would most not like to read about here and weigh that against your curiosity. Thanks!

 

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So, what is SO TMI that even yours truly, The Queen of TMI, feels the need to post such warnings? What could I possibly want to talk about now, after so many TMI Tuesdays (honestly, my most popular posts!), that I hesitated over and over even writing about it?

Y’all! OMZ! I can’t believe it, but…I had the most amazing orgasm of my life on Saturday night! It was like nothing I’d ever experienced before. And I’ve never really been one of those ladies who fakes it, okay? So this is legit. I promise! You know how, like, before you’ve ever had an orgasm (and I do understand that some women simply can’t or haven’t yet, no worries) and someone tries to explain it to you but they make zero sense? Or they go on and on about flashing lights and shooting stars and radiations and you’re all like, “Would you get to the orgasm part?!” Well, it was a lot like that. Only, well, this one was extra special…

I have to admit that when it happened I was slightly in-shock or disbelief for a half second, but once I realized what had just transpired? I wanted to fucking high-five myself! Ha-ha! I’m not even kidding! I wish I had had someone I could have told right then, because I was all like, “Fuck yeah! Go me!” Ha-ha! It was that amazing!

So, what happened that made it so great? Well, it was out of my control, but I Squirted! I always thought such a thing was bullshit or weird or pointless, but it happened and it was fantastic! I had seen it in a porno, but never had it happen to me. I recall a previous TMI Tuesday post where a commenter mentioned it, and so I looked up some porn specifically featuring this ability. I wasn’t impressed. In fact it made me think it was stupid, since these ladies were obviously there to do that one thing. They looked like they had other places to be! Ha! But I had had an instance a week or so ago where I just couldn’t climax. Now I am wondering if this is part of it.

You see, I usually have regular orgasms. Not the same kind as when I masturbate (I’m actually pretty terrible at that, honestly!), but when my husband gives me a good one it’s awesome. But there have been times where I’ll wanna stop before I get there because something feels different or whatever. I can’t explain it. But that commenter had said to go with it and ride it out and see what happens. I think I was afraid that I would pee! But I rode it out and holy shit! What also made it amazing was that my husband climaxed at the exact same moment (that has never happened before either) so that when he pulled out it was like a jet stream! I could HEAR it! (High-five!) And I felt it! Whoa! Did I ever feel it?! It was like nothing I’d experienced before. It was fucking intense! I shuddered and moaned for a good long time afterwards, too. It lasted way longer than anything before.

Now, as for the existence of the “G-Spot” and it’s possibly causing the squirting or ejaculation? I believe that this is true. When it happened to me (mind you this was the first time I believe though I can recall much smaller versions of this happening while masturbating in a squatting position years ago) it had taken me awhile to get close to climaxing and frankly my left thigh cramped up and so I laid on my back. My husband sat between my legs and manually stimulated my clitoris while resting and rubbing his penis against and into my vagina. Oh gawd, that was amazing! Ahem. So what basically happened was, he started thrusting into me while also fingering me and hit the magic button (G-Spot) and WHAM! Like nothing else!

Have you squirted before? Does the concept freak you out? Have you had another TMI related experience you’d like to share? Go ahead!
Thanks,
<3
S

**ETA: As luck would have it, today I came across this post over at the happy bodies blog!
Woo!!! Check it out! Especially if you don’t think you have or cannot find your g-spot!

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14 Comments to

“TMI Tuesday: Extra TMI Edition”

  1. On April 12th, 2011 at 4:47 am Christine Says:

    I love your TMI posts… we’ve got so many hang-ups about female sexuality as a culture, it’s great to hear someone talk about how much they love sex!

  2. On April 12th, 2011 at 10:23 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Thank you! I just think that it’s utter bullshit that anything that can be regarded and a human experience should be considered TMI. If we don’t share our experiences we all end up thinking sill shit like jumping up and down after sex can prevent pregnancy…people believe that and it’s garbage, ya know? And hey, what can I say? Sex is awesome!

  3. On April 12th, 2011 at 8:15 am Twistie Says:

    Yeah, I got there once, and purely through clitoral stimulation. Wow.

    It hasn’t happened since, but it was great. We’ll see if it happens again.

  4. On April 12th, 2011 at 10:24 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Hooray! I’m so glad that this isn’t a freak thing. Not sure I could handle that intensity every time, but hey, no harm in trying! =0)

  5. On April 12th, 2011 at 9:28 am Hedone Says:

    Congratulations!

    Like you I sort of thought squirting was stupid. Even after I researched it and found out what the fluid was and how/why some women do it easily yet other women cannot. I sort of likened it to a “parlor” trick.

    Then, last fall I was with a Dom that fingered me from behind wildly while I lapped at the pussy of his slave girl. OMG!!! The feeling was like nothing I had ever felt before. I was out of my mind…sheer ECSTASY! He later told me I had squirted. I thought it was some freakin’ fantastic orgasm. His slave said, “yep you squirted, I felt it hit my leg.”

    I’m a believer 🙂 The G-spot does exist.

    ~~@~~

    Nice to have happened upon your site and TMI!

  6. On April 12th, 2011 at 10:29 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Thanks! However, I’ve never seen/heard of that site you’ve linked to and I’m wondering how you got to my blog from there? I certainly didn’t see any links. Hmm…well, thank you anyway! Sounds like you have an amazing thing going. Fabulous for all of you! =0)

  7. On April 12th, 2011 at 9:44 am Erika Says:

    That is awesome!
    Honestly, the only time I’ve ever even heard of female climax fluid was on Penn & Teller’s B.S. show, where they were saying it was most likely an anomaly since it isn’t required for procreation the way a male’s is. Idk either way, b/c I’m not one who can do it.
    To be honest, my orgasms seem to start in my own head. lol. I’m one of those whose physical pleasure is nearly entirely wrapped up in what my partner is feeling-the closer to paradise he is, the closer I am. I’ve been told that’s just downright “un-feminist” of me, or something along those lines, but that’s how it really is with me and my body. I’ve never actually had the full-out-of-body-orgasms I guess either, mine seem to be more like a clamping down, as though I were going to collapse in on myself or something, and can actually be somewhat (enjoyably) painful, but I don’t seem to have a magic spot (if my mind doesn’t count) lol.

  8. On April 12th, 2011 at 10:34 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Unfeminist? Hardly! You care about how your lover is feeling, thus feeding your own lusts…no worries there if you ask me. And don’t sweat the over the top orgasms. I certainly don’t have them regularly. This was just some amazingly great freak occurance. Can’t take too much credit for it myself, think my husband deserves that. Ha! I didn’t think I had a g-spot either. I had even bought toys that claimed to always hit it…never did! I think the squirting thing is interesting, but certainly not vital or even that common. I’m no special snowflake here, but it happened and I’ll own that. Ha-ha! And a little pain is awesome, ya know? Not sure how old you are or anything, but I have found that as I get older and understand my anatomy better (much help from my Diva Cup!) I also have come to understand more about what gives me pleasure. Relax and enjoy the ride! <3

  9. On April 12th, 2011 at 11:40 am maneoplyse Says:

    Way to Go!

  10. On April 12th, 2011 at 11:53 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Thanks!

  11. On April 12th, 2011 at 2:40 pm Jenna Says:

    Oh yeah I am a total squirter. when it first happened I was with my first BF and he was like, ewww you pee’d on me and the bed. I was so ashamed. I cant help it though! Its a total relaxation of everything like a wave rolling by… and SPLOOSH out it comes… it wasnt until much later I learned that this was a real turn on for dudes. and sometimes I still feel embarrassed about it cause its messy, then we fight over who lays over a wet spot. lol. It isn’t tied to Gspot (which fuck yeah it real…new tumblr? fuckyeahgspot?)lol anyway just intensity can trigger that and it can happen in any position. I find my fav. position to be reverse cowgirl that hits my gspot everytime…xtc for sure.

  12. On April 12th, 2011 at 3:19 pm Not Blue at All Says:

    Interesting! And yeah, I like your tumblr idea! Ha! I am so loving the comments I’m getting on this post (some not even online). I had no idea. I was so afraid of writing about this, but now I am so glad that I did! Woo Hoo!

  13. On April 12th, 2011 at 6:40 pm maggiemunkee Says:

    i had been trying to get there for YEARS and i was with a relatively new partner about a week ago and he made me squirt. i had told him that squirting was a goal of mine… so it quickly became a goal of his. ha. apparently i did, but i don’t recall feeling anything different. but there was visual evidence. i have no choice but to believe it and try again. even if i don’t ever do it again, it’ll be fun trying. ha!

  14. On April 13th, 2011 at 8:42 am Not Blue at All Says:

    Well, yeah, trying is the fun of it! Ha! I do think that intensity has more to do with it though, as another commenter mentioned. I haven’t attempted it again since Saturday (much to my dismay), but who knows what tonight will bring! Ha!

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