NotBlueAtAll

I'm just a fat gal with a blog and an opinion. Well, lots of opinions.

May is Masturbation Month!

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It's May! Time for a month-long celebration of one of our favorite subjects... self-love!
Not that you needed the excuse! 😉
Y’all know by now that I hate when anything is dubbed taboo or not okay to talk about.
Masturbation has to be one of the top taboo topics, but especially when you’re fat…or a woman!
Psshht!
I think we should be doing it, talking about it and fucking celebrating it!
It’s great for your heart! It’s great stress release and the ultimate in self-care (in my book, anyway)!
I’m not saying you should be sharing your self-lovin’ tips with your church’s pastor,
but you shouldn’t be ashamed of loving your body or making it feel fantastic!
Also…
Photo: National Masturbation Month and I AM CELEBRATING. 
Day 1: Check.
My reason to masturbate? My body is an amusement park of pleasure and I am riding allllll the rides. What's your reason?
Let’s not skirt this topic! I don’t care what size, shape, age, race, ability or anything you are…
You ARE someone’s reason to Masturbate! Woo hoo!
Let’s not think about the who or the what, but consider the why!
You are hot as fuck! No arguments allowed!
Just as you are, right this second:
HOT AS FUCK!
Okay, a little confession, “Hot As Fuck!” is my inner boost phrase. When I’m anxious or nervous and about to walk in somewhere or go in front of a bunch of people, I think to myself, “Hot as fuck!” and walk right the hell in!
Head held high, swing in my hips, ready to take on the world!
I think we all need a little something we can say to ourselves to give us a little boost in those moments.

But let’s get back to the point here…
We should encourage each other to enjoy our lives and our bodies.
No shaming allowed!
Thanks to the encouragement of my beloved blog readers and supporters,
not to mention the $50 gc for Amazon I got from doing a usability study for Yahoo,
I finally bought a Hitachi Magic Wand!
All of my fears were unwarranted…but perhaps I’ll do a TMI/Review post another time. 😉

I hope you take some time for yourself, with yourself,
to explore the wonders and pleasures that only your body holds!
Because you’re awesome, hot as fuck and so totally and completely worth it!
<3

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4 Comments to

“May is Masturbation Month!”

  1. On May 9th, 2013 at 11:06 am Twistie Says:

    Awesome! Love the graphics. Snagged the last one. I think I shall write on my LiveJournal today and include that. Hell, maybe I’ll ask my friends to send me links to their fave fan fics about masturbation. A little inspiration never goes amiss.

  2. On May 9th, 2013 at 2:26 pm Linda Strout Says:

    Seattle and Portland have the HUMP festival, wherein people make a short porn movie and it gets screened with a bunch of others.

    My favorite entry last year was called Krutch and it depicted a disabled woman making her way through the streets and then going home to masturbate.

    I just found it beautiful.

  3. On May 22nd, 2013 at 9:36 pm Becca Jane Says:

    Love your blog! I used to write a lot like this and I have to say this bought back a lot of memories and fun and awesome people that I met along the way!

    I actually found your blog via Chicstar – I purchase dresses from them for my customers in Australia =)

    Anyhow..I just wanted to say hi and awesome blog! xx Becca

  4. On May 22nd, 2013 at 9:42 pm Not Blue at All Says:

    Becca: Awesome! And thank you! <3

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